Calculator
Friday night I got home. He tells me he's planning on taking a refresher course in Calculus II this spring. Since they didn't have calculators the first time he took Calculus II, he wanted to know if I still had the scientific calculator that was bought for my high school math courses. I say yeah, I'll let you borrow it. He says, well actually you don't own the calculator, but let's not pick over details now. The bitch. He never said shit about retaining ownership till then.